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First off, congrats Michael on 8 gold medals!  Thats wonderful…

However, I must say, I am very, very happy that your appearance at these olympics is over.  Why? Oh well, mostly because I can’t stand the sight of you in those damn swim. shorts. trunks. thingies.  I mean, yes, I know, you have a rockin fit body.  But first of all – your torso is GINORMOUS.  I mean really, c’mon.  I don’t want to see you in those low rider trunks anymore.  I mean, seriously, I’m quite concerned for your boys in there, and I think I’m afraid they might make a guest appearance.  I’m not quite ready for that thank you. 

I could have swore I saw some… stuff… coming out of your trunks today, but my hubby disagrees. 

Him: “Just like gymnasts don’t have boobs, swimmers don’t have that.”

Me: “What does shaving down THERE have to do with anything?”

Him: “It makes them more streamlined.”

Me:”Um, it’s covered up by a swimsuit, what does that matter?…”

Anyway.  Congrats.  Please put some clothes on now.